• *Hunters telling Chris to say the code*
  • Me: We protect those who cant protect themselves, we protect those who cant protect themselves, we protect those who cant protect themselves...be a badass do it for Allison
  • Chris: ...We hunt those who hunt us.
  • Me: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CHRIS YOU HAD ONE JOB

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

wisepizza:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

(Source: nippleicious)