deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad)

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm)

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lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

  • things I should be doing: reading
  • things I want to do: read
  • thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading