MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
damnit. If a boy said something like this to me, I wouldn’t say “you can’t just do something like that.” I would say “hell yeah fucking right we’re taking your buddy’s car to Vermont and Massachusetts and living on the open road together.
Fuck Sally. Damnit.
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
