- mom: honey why do you stay up so late
- me: because sometimes Beyoncé releases raNDOM SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I HAVE TO BE PREPARED FOR THAT
"tell us about your tattoos"
"ok well first off here is the 420 tombstone on my leg which symbolizes me smoking weed until i die"
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love