• mom: honey why do you stay up so late
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: because sometimes Beyoncé releases raNDOM SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I HAVE TO BE PREPARED FOR THAT

ammit420:

"tell us about your tattoos"

"ok well first off here is the 420 tombstone on my leg which symbolizes me smoking weed until i die"

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

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hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love